FACEBOOK: Hi, I’m Facebook.
ME: Nice to meet you, I’m Ryan.
FACEBOOK: What’s your last name? Where do you live? When were you born? What’s your phone number? Is that work or mobile? Can I have your work number too?
ME: Facebook, I just met you.
FACEBOOK: This is what friendship is to me.

My Facebook profile is completely bogus information.

Everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief that way deep down they are different from everyone else.
— David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

(Source: quotes-shape-us)


Hello London, you glorious city! Thank you to everyone that stopped by today and yesterday! I ♡ “YOU ALLLLLL! #london #affliction #ivydoomkitty #tiredeyes #sleepy @avbuckle

She is so damn gorgeous.

Sometimes people are not who you expect them to be. Live & Learn.





No, this is why women survive longer than men.

this hurt to look at

actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women

Jesus Christ, I wasn’t going to reblog this but then that last one was just so WHY WOULD YOU that I had to

These are awesome, I love the dude in his country club attire, while everyone else is in Hazmat suits. I think he is probably Photoshopped into it though.

I don’t think this is something to be attributed to the idea of patriarchy. Little boys do this stuff from day one. It is hard wired into many of us, a social system is not necessary to bring it out.

(Source: megustamemes)